deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

lameborghini:

maybe one day my water pillow will pop and drown me in my sleep wow

michaxl:

the first person to be mute must have been like

castiel-the-consulting-angel:

youreakingnotapawn:

leonhesreallycool:

rockpikmin:

leonhesreallycool:

DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT

would you say that it makes your eyes scream

you fucking didn’t

yesimbeyonce:

you’re not about to come for Beyonce on my dash and expect me to not say shit